Dog Sign

What’s cute to put on a “beware of dog” sign?

I put a “Beware of Dog” sign on my fence for my 11 lb shih tzu. Now that I have 2 AmStaffies, I wanna add something else at the bottom, like “violent licking and tail wagging may occur” or “May attack with vicious breath.”

I can’t decide on what to put…. I need ideas!

lol

Waring dogs can’t hold their licker and carry a whip